When you first emerged into the world dressed in women's clothing
I balked a keg stand, pushed up your dress so as not to showcase
Sheer black mid length thigh matchy-matching affair's online
When you first emerged into the world bitten by scorn
I kept my dentures at bay
Truth is not a particularly useful or plausible concept in love
The truth is I just ate my friend and will never eat a new one
I ridiculed your first emergence like a little bitch
Calf jealousy calf masculinity calf excuses
I dine alone by binding myself approvingly to a troft full truth
The difference between understanding and accepting is one resumes
When you first emerged into the world touching yourself
I immediately dispensed with diapers
And accepted you show the world everything
Sorry to truth you to death when you first emerged
Now I drown myself in a plate of shrimp