Start with the perfect omelette which is made with two eggs not three.
Amateurs often add ambrosia for density. This is a
mistake. Let it go hungry. Tears for food while horses
taunt it, neighing “You read about Taurus & Gemini. How they
only came here to leave retrograde. Neigh, us neither. Leave the
poetry to the pandas, the pandas to the poachers. Neigh, call
us crazy we snorted a fleck of the blue paint to avoid
having to listen. Neigh, come back here you glum schmuck & crop us.
You can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.”